Jan 19, 2009
How to hold a beer when riding a motorcycle !
Labels: beer, boobs, cycle, hold, motor, tits
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Jan 13, 2009
What gender is 'computer'?
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la Computadora'), because:
1. No one but their cr eator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Labels: computer, gender, lesson, men, spanish, women
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Jan 12, 2009
Jan 9, 2009
Look, a wet pussy !
Labels: look, pussy, water, wet
HAHAlit de Honorius Hahalerus at Friday, January 09, 2009 0 comments
Mihaela Radulescu moto and bondage fetish
Labels: bondage, fetish, mihaela, raduleasca, radulescu, rough, sex
HAHAlit de Honorius Hahalerus at Friday, January 09, 2009 0 comments
Would you fuck this ugly thing ?
I don't know the gender of this ... thing ... but it doesn't matter - you chose one ! The question is, how much money would it take to fuck this thing ?
Labels: fuck, money, question, ugly
HAHAlit de Honorius Hahalerus at Friday, January 09, 2009 0 comments
Jan 6, 2009
Freaking clown
Labels: candy, clown, freaky, stranger
HAHAlit de Honorius Hahalerus at Tuesday, January 06, 2009 0 comments
Anual snowmen protest
Labels: meeting, protest, snowman
HAHAlit de Honorius Hahalerus at Tuesday, January 06, 2009 0 comments